Can We All Admit That Dan and Blair Were the Only Good Couple on Gossip Girl?
It's been six years since Gossip Girl officially ended, but I'll never be able to forget what we could have had. The lascivious exploits of our favourite Upper East Side residents will live forever on Netflix, but that means more access to the tragedy of watching two people destined for one another marry the wrong people. Yes, I'm talking about Dan Humphrey and Blair Waldorf, and yes, I'm still bitter about it.
When Gossip Girl first introduced Blair and Dan to one another, their chemistry was instantly palpable. Their frenemies dynamic was electric from the start, but it didn't prevent them from seeing one another — I'm talking season one, episode four, the episode that really cemented the Dair ship — and forming an unexpectedly lovely connection that only the two could pull off. As the smartest of the pack (who were never shy about letting people know it), their know-it-all personalities brought out each others' intellectual sides — they visited art exhibits, watched classic movies, and talked pretentious literature together. Their conversations were reminiscent of our faves from Gilmore Girls: sarcastic, hella quick, and so full of pop-culture references your head would spin. Realistically, they were the only ones who could intellectually satisfy each other.
With Dan, Blair was her most mature and happy self, back to the independent queen who reigned supreme without feeling in the shadow of her best friend. Dan met his true equal in Blair and fully committed to her in a way he never had before. He finally felt like he belonged with someone, instead of being the Lonely Boy on the outside. The two were even able to indulge their scheming sides together, not having to hide their slightly malicious selves and never crossing the line into truly evil shenanigans.
But of course, the powers that be couldn't let us have this one good thing. Somehow, Dan took a turn for the worst and attempted to emotionally suffocate Blair by isolating her from everyone else. Then Blair decided to return to her previous relationship (that we won't address because it's near 2019 and people who trade human beings for property aren't worth the breath), and the whole thing is regarded like it never happened. How, Sway!? How does one just forget the single healthiest relationship they've had? The guy who was down for raising her baby, who made her feel like a princess, who continuously reminded her to be the bad b*tch that she is meant to be? You're telling me they said things like, "Our relationship isn't about choosing one world or another. Our relationship is our world," then just brushed everything under the rug? Seems fake.
Sadly, since the series ended with Blair marrying that guy and Dan marrying Serena, we will never see the right ones get together. Unless you're like me and have fully scrubbed everything after season five episode 19 out of your brain. Trust me, it's better that way. In that same vein, join me on this walk down memory lane for some of Dan and Blair's sweetest moments.
When They First Met and We Were Ready For More
That Time They Made a Hallway So Intimate We Felt Like Voyeurs
Who Requested the Character Development With a Side of Eye F*ck?!
Excuse Me, Did I Ask to Be Attacked by Their Sexual Tension?
That Time She Looked at Him Like His Words Were Bible
When We (and Obviously Blair) Felt Attacked by a Lip Lick
That Time You Could Cut the Tension With a Knife
That Time He Couldn't Help but Laugh Around Her . . .
. . . Which Wasn't the First Time . . .
. . . or the Last!
When He Couldn't Resist Her Pleading Smile . . .
. . .or Say No to Her Begging
Seriously, No One Made Dan Laugh as Much as Blair
This. Quote!
That Time They Were in Their Element Together
When They Bickered Like an Old Married Couple
When He Held Her Hand in Solidarity and Our Chests Ached
When They Made Forehead Touches More Romantic Than Kisses
When He Sassed Her and She Couldn't Help but Admire It
When They Acted Like an Old Married Couple AGAIN
When He Went Along With Her Schemes (as Usual)
When They Finally Kissed and Sent Our Hearts Aflutter
No Chemistry Where?!
That Time They Did the Super Romantic Cinematic Kiss Spin
When Their Handshake Was the Start of Something More
When They Obviously Wanted to Be Together but Were Playing Games
When They Made This Nose Smush Look Romantic AF
When Their Frenemy Energy Was Clearly Just Unresolved Sexual Tension
Get You a Man Who Will Help You Flee the Country
Get You a Woman Who Will Accept Your Gratuitous Chest Hair!
When He Never Let Her Diminish Herself in His Presence
When They Would Have Full-Bodied Hugs That Spoke Volumes
When They Made Teasing Each Other an Art Form
When They Made Us Finally Understand Those "And Now I'm Pregnant" Memes
Seriously, Every Kiss Was Like Magic!
When They Had the Perfect Date Night
You Had to Know We Were Getting to This Eventually
That Time They Did THAT on the Steps of the Metropolitan Museum of Art
And Dan Reminded Blair That She Was the Princess of the Upper East Side
And They Were a Shining Example of Healthy Relationships
When She Asked Him What Could Happen . . .
. . . And He Proved That He Was Always by Her Side
When They Knew They Were Stronger Together Than Apart
Wow, a Duo That's Emotionally Supportive in Dire Situations? Win!
Again, What Was That About Them Having No Chemistry!?
When Dan's Pining Face Was Our Favourite
We Stan a Couple That Understands the Power of Hugs
Basically Your Faves Could Never and You Know It
Toodles!