December may be the most wholesome time of the year, and sometimes you need a break from all the niceties with a little dash of naughtiness. Believe it or not, there actually are some sexy Christmas movies out there, but it's possible you want to forget the holidays all together for a few hours. Even with all those Christmas movies available to stream on Netflix right now, you can still find plenty of non-holiday films to watch, including movies that belong nowhere near the "nice" list. Read on for all the sexiest, naughtiest movies you can watch on Netflix in December.
When cryogenically-preserved sex-crazed secret agent Austin Powers (played by Mike Myers) is revived 30 years later, he must enlist the help of a hottie (played by model Liz Hurley) to help him take his style, vocab, and attitude out of the '60s — and to help him defeat Dr. Evil and save the world, of course. You can also expect to see Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and Austin Powers in Goldmember hit Netflix on the same day.
When it's available: Dec. 1
What happens with Cher and Christina Aguilera (who play a theatre proprietor and a small-town girl with a big dream) team up to revive a musical burlesque club back to its former glory? Some extremely sexy dance numbers, of course.
When it's available: Dec. 16
This gorgeous biographical romance revolves around one the first known recipients of sex reassignment surgery, following Lili Elbe's journey from Einar Wegener, as well as Lili's changing relationship with her wife, Gerda, who supports Lili wholeheartedly (even though she grows jealous when Lili catches the eye of a sexy childhood friend).
When it's available: Dec. 16
This ridiculously sexy rom-com stars Sigourney Weaver and Jennifer Love Hewitt as a mom-and-daughter duo who run a lucrative scam together: The mom marries a rich guy, and the daughter seduces him, leading to a generous divorce settlement. However, these two encounter an issue when they both fall in love with the same wealthy beach bar owner.
When it's available: Dec. 31
This comedy is the perfect mix of funny and naughty, and it's impossible to resist the charm of Eugenio Derbez, who plays an ageing playboy dumped by his millionaire wife, forcing him to move in with his sister (played by Salma Hayek) and flirt his way into the favour of another rich sugar mama.
When an aspiring writer and novice photographer (played by Larenz Tate and Nia Long) share an instant connection after meeting in a Chicago club, a sexy love affair results — though things become complicated when Nina's ex-fiancé comes back into the picture.
This titillating thriller revolves around a wealthy investment banker (played by Michael Douglas), who is offered the chance to participate in a strange experience known only as the "Game." Though his application is rejected, he discovers that the company behind the Game knows far too much about him, including one of the company's employees, Christine, a sexy woman with a secret identity played by Deborah Kara Unger.
This sensual French romance takes place in a suburb of Dakar, Senegal, where 17-year-old Ada falls in love with a young construction worker named Souleiman and mourns him when he and his disgruntled workers sail away — and it is only on her wedding day to another man that Ada learns her lover has returned. Get ready to swoon (and probably get more than a little turned on).
When it's available: Nov. 29
In this '90s action film, two sexy detectives (played by Will Smith and Martin Lawrence) have five days to track down the crook who stole $100 million worth of heroin from their Miami police station — and if they don't find him, they'll have to say goodbye to the narcotics division. The best news: Bad Boys II will also be available this month.
Starring Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, and Lucy Liu, this 2000 flick revolves around of kick-ass trio of private investigators who are brilliant, lethal, and just happen to be total bombshells. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle is also coming to Netflix, so you can get a double dose of hot.
Everyone knows that sequels are never as good as the original (especially when they don't even include the actors from the original movie), but there's no denying that Kat Graham — who plays a formerly incarcerated teen with a passion for dance — is incredibly hot in this one nevertheless.
This highly stylized crime thriller — which is based on Frank Miller's graphic novel of the same name — is definitely violent, but it also boasts an incredibly stacked (and incredibly attractive) cast that includes Jessica Alba, Bruce Willis, Rosario Dawson, Clive Owen, Benicio del Toro, and more, so how could you resist?
Based on Homer's Iliad, 2004's epic Troy portrays the battle between the ancient kingdoms of Troy and Sparta. As 300 reminds us, when you get men in Roman sandals, good things happen.
Based on Anna Todd's bestselling novel of the same name, After is basically Fifty Shades of Grey set at a college, telling the story of bad boy Hardin Scott, who pursues — and eventually falls in love with — innocent college student Tessa Young. Just make sure to watch this one before its sequel, After We Collided, premieres.
Based on the Bret Easton Ellis novel by the same name, this film is centreed around a handsome young professional (played by Christian Bale) who works on Wall Street by day and commits murder by night. Please don't judge us — we realise that Bale's performance as the infamous Patrick Bateman is totally disturbing and violent, but you've got to admit it's inexplicably arousing nevertheless.
While Julia Robert spends time eating and praying on her journey to self-discovery (which is based on Elizabeth Gilbert's memoir of the same name), you can still expect plenty of hot-and-heavy loving when newly-divorced Liz takes her travels to Bali and meets a sexy Brazilian businessman played by Javier Bardem.
In this indie flick, a 19-year-old queer "pixie" named Maya who dreams of going to art school in Florence falls in love with sexually-fluid young fashion designer Jasmine, not realising that Jasmine is already involved with a sugar daddy doctor who financially supports her and, oh yeah, is also Maya's father.
When a young woman (played by the irresistible Amanda Peet) takes her womanizing older boyfriend to her dramatist mother's beach house, she never imagines their initial hatred of each other turning into wild sexual attraction. Only the stunning Diane Keaton could ever distract Jack Nicholson from Peet, after all.
Swordfish shows what happens when the world's most dangerous spy convinces a computer hacker to help steal $6 billion in unused government funds, and Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman show just how hot a life of crime can be.
In this dreamy French love story, a Parisian writer on the cusp of 40 and suffering from AIDs meets a 22-year-old student just coming to terms with his sexuality, and the result is a torrid love story that will make your heart burst (and then, of course, break).
Emmy Rossum and Gerard Butler take on Andrew Lloyd Webber's hit Broadway musical in this darkly romantic film adaptation — seriously, who ever knew that a foreboding masked man could be so sexy?
Starring Jane the Virgin's Gina Rodriguez, Pitch Perfect's Brittany Snow, and She's Gotta Have It's DeWanda Wise, this comedy tells the story of aspiring music journalist Jenny (played by Rodriguez), whose boyfriend of nine years unceremoniously dumps her as soon as she lands her dream job in San Francisco because he's not willing to make long distance work. However, her two BFFs, Blair and Erin (played by Snow and Wise, respectively), are there to help her get over her ex and give her one last crazy (and sexy) weekend in New York City before she moves across the country.
This dreamy romance revolves around Star (played by Sasha Lane), a young woman who runs away from her troubled home life to drive across the Midwest, and Jake (played by Shia LaBeouf), the hard-partying guy who lures Star into a world of debauchery.
This German Oscar-winning drama tells the story of a dedicated Stasi officer who decides to spy on a playwright and his famous actress girlfriend when he doubts their loyalty to the Communist party, but the longer the officer watches them, the more he warms to them — a sentiment that becomes complicated when his superior orders him to eliminate the playwright so he can have the beautiful actress for himself.
In this steamy Spanish romance, a young couple visit an old farmhouse that belonged to the woman's family, and it is there that they discover their shared genealogical roots and family histories, as well as a terrible secret that could threaten the future of their relationship.
Starring Rachel Evan Wood and Jim Sturgess as Lucy and Jude, this trippy Beatles-themed musical romance places two star-crossed lovers in the midst of the Vietnam War, the turbulence of the late 1960s, and the most incredible soundtrack you'll ever hear.
If you can't get enough of Step Up and Save the Last Dance, you'll love this new movie about an affluent dancer whose father's bankruptcy means the end of her formal dance training — and her introduction to a hip-hop dancer who wants to teach her all-new moves.
Starring the incredibly sexy Jim Sturgess and Anne Hathaway, this movie takes a working-class idealist and a rich playboy and visits them on the same day each year for 20 years until they finally, inevitably realise just how in love they are. The result is just as satisfying as you can imagine.
In this new Netflix psychological horror film set in the world of webcam pornography, Madeline Brewer from The Handmaid's Tale stars as an erotic cam girl who finds her popular channel hijacked by a look-alike. What's even better: Cam is one of the few films about sex work written by a former sex worker, resulting in a story that doesn't glamorize, glorify, or romanticize the profession.
Any movie that depicts a crumbling marriage is going to be a tearjerker, but when that married pair are played by Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams, seeing a couple that hot split is all the more devastating.
Love, lust, sex, and modern relationships are all explored in this film from the viewpoint of four Indian women.
This film follows the love story between two strangers who meet on a train in China and the bond that forms and evolves over several decades after.
This UK movie is based on the true story of an Irish landscaper who gets a chance to compete at the prestigious Chelsea flower show (and falls in love with a sexy builder — Tom Hughes — along the way).
This movie is a coming-of-age romance about a 15-year-old girl who begins to explore her sexuality.
When two young men go on a road trip with a woman and both begin a sexual relationship with her (as well as with each other), things are bound to get complicated.
This biographical drama follows the true story of the week The Prince and the Showgirl production assistant Colin Clark spent with sex-symbol film star Marilyn Monroe in the British countryside, and we'll just say that Eddie Redmayne and Michelle Williams were born to play these roles.